FADE IN:
INT. STEVE MCGARRETT'S OFFICE
STEVE MCGARRETT IS POLISHING AN AWARD HE HAS RECENTLY RECEIVED.
THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
MCGARRETT
DANNO ENTERS THE ROOM.
DANNO
Steve, I have some important news for you.
MCGARRETT
More important than the shine on this solid brass trophy I have here, Danno?
DANNO
Well, perhaps not, but it's important.
MCGARRETT
Well, what's the big important news?
DANNO
We have received word that Wo Fat has been seen in a Woolworth's on the big island.
MCGARRETT
So what?! Why is that important?
DANNO
Ah, maybe because he is supposed to be in, ... JAIL!?
MCGARRETT
Jail? Now, let's see. ... Who was it that put Mr. Wo Fat in the klink?
DANNO
... Well, I guess you did, Steve.
MCGARRETT
And, why is he now not in jail?
DANNO
Well, that's the question we need to answer.
MCGARRETT
DANNO
MCGARRETT
As reliable as, oh, say, this shiny brass trophy I have here? Was this person that
reliable, Danno?
DANNO IS LOOKING AT MCGARRETT AS IF HE HAS 3 HEADS.
DANNO
Your mistress, Steve. Your mistress saw him. ... Candy Samples?
MCGARRETT
Oh, her. She and I are no longer, ah, associated. So, reliable? I think not.
DANNO
Why don't we just call the Woolworth's and see if they saw him there?
MCGARRETT
DANNO PICKS UP A PHONE AND DIALS THE STORE.
DANNO
Ah, is this the Woolworth's on the big island?
Oh, it's on the other island.
Well, can you transfer the call?
Oh, you can't.
OK. Thank you.
Steve, they weren't the right Woolworth's.
MCGARRETT
I gathered that, Danno. Look up the right number and call again.
DANNO GRABS THE BIG ISLAND PHONE BOOK AND LOOKS UP THE NUMBER, THEN DIALS THE PHONE.
DANNO
Ah, yes, is this the Woolworth's on the big island?
OK. Good. Can I speak to the manager please? This is the police.
Thanks.
Hello. Is this the manager of the Woolworth's on the big island?
Good. I wonder if you can tell me whether a Mr. Wo Fat was in your store
either today or yesterday.
He was? Great. Thanks. Goodbye.
(to McGarrett)
Looks like your ex-mistress Ms. Daniels was right after all.
MCGARRETT
If he was in that store, and I know it's a million-to-one shot, but maybe he
is not in jail any more!
DANNO
Do you mean, maybe he got out of jail legitimately, somehow?
MCGARRETT
DANNO
MCGARRETT
See, Danno. It stands to reason. Wo Fat is seen in a Woolworth's but everyone
would have thought he would be behind bars. It's the perfect ruse for such a slick mind.
DANNO
Steve, what are you even talking about?
MCGARRETT
Danno, please get me four of those yellow pills from the bottle there on my desk. Quickly!
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