CRF


	EARLY

5AM	ZOOKEEPER DIARY - Reality, 1 hr. Bart Melton, long-time zookeeper, leafs through his years-long diary of daily animal stories to entertain a group of children. This episode has Bart reliving the time when four monkeys got loose from the zoo premises and quickly morphed into street hoods before the last one could be rounded up. Barts ending advice: "Better watch those monkeys, kids!"

	MORNING

7AM	UNBELIEVABLE - Movie, 2 hr. A parody of the classic oscar-winning Clint Eastwood western, Unforgiven. The trio of two washed-up bad guys and one wet-behind-the-ears bad guy wannabe ride ridiculously small donkeys to Wyoming in order to collect the bounty for killing a couple of no-good ranch hands. The tall Eastwood character, Mitch, wears out several boot soles as they drag the rough ground on the whole long trip. By the time they are closing in on the ranch hands, Mitch is barefooted and can hardly walk.

	AFTERNOON

4PM	SKEET SHOOTING WITH GLICK - Shotgun Shooting, 1 hr. Ray Glick demonstrates the proper technique to follow fast-moving but sinking clay pigeons. The telecast bogs down, however, as Glick trots out a blackboard and begins to detail the ballistic trajectory calculus. The show closes with the host recommending online college courses for those who feel lacking in their math skills.

	EVENING

10PM	DIALING FOR DOUGH - Adult Telephone Game, 2 hr. The children's game of passing a phrase or short story through many ears to see how it ends up, is brought to the adult world. Morty Fine emcees this fun by handing out cell phones to celebrities and selected audience members. Some of the phones have been purposefully rewired to dial unintended numbers, The celebrity panel must figure out whose phones dial correctly and whose don't. The only catch is, two wrong numbers in a row and some other randomly selected phone blows up! The new hearing losses notwithstanding, it's great fun!