CRF


	MORNING

6AM	Captain Kangarooski - Kids, 1 hr. Mr. Green Jeanovich announces that his comrade, Kangarooski, has been detained for questioning regarding the black market sale of one size fits all "Captain's Cookin' Collective!" youth tee shirts.

	AFTERNOON

3:30	The Real McCoys - Comedy, 30 min. Luke, Pepino and a couple of Pepino's amigos try in vain to move a incalcitrant bull into a different field. When Amos comes to help, the bull is moved almost effortlessy. Unable to understand the situation from an animal husbandry point of view, because Amos is a virtual unknown entity to the bull, Luke and Pepino begin to lay out things in terms of pure physics. Once the proper coefficients of friction are included, for all vector components, the solution is obvious to even Pepino's buddies.

5PM	Woody Woodpecker - Cartoons, 1 hr. Woody and his close pals, idle for a few hours, decide to peck holes in the hard to reach rake trim boards of every house in town that has two or more stories and a significantly-pitched roof.

	EVENING

9:30	HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL - Drama, 1 hr. Paladin's disdain of the oft-spied Bigfoot causes him to steer very clear of Nebraska, Kansas and parts of Wyoming. He proclaims that his scorn of large, ape-like creatures originated when his attempted copyright of an early King-Kong-like cartoon newspaper feature he had tried to syndicate was flatly rejected by numerous publishers.

11:30	LET'S START THE GIG - Info, 1 hr. Arrogant club owners discuss the way in which they coerce their hired bands to play more than the contracted time.

The material published herein is intended to be satire, parody and/or just preposterously ridiculous. The resemblance between any fictitious and real person, place or thing without satirical intent is purely coincidental.