THE CLEAVERS ARE EATING A TYPICAL, ALL-AMERICAN DINNER AND HAVING TYPICAL CONVERSATION.

Well, did you boys do well in school today?

Sure, Dad.

Well, Beaver, how about you?

Miss Landers said that one out of one hundred thousand kids is born with more than one head. Is that true?

Beaver, I am apalled that Miss Landers is bringing up such statistics in the second grade. Are you sure that's what she said?

Gee, Dad. She even had pictures!

Oh, Beaver, you must be mistaken.

Hold on, Beaver! Are you trying to tell me that your teacher, Miss Landers, trotted out photographs of at least one two-headed person?

Yep. The person in the picture was eating cereal and asleep!

Neat! I wish I could do that!

JUNE AND WARD LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN HORROR.

Wally, that's enough! It is certainly not neat to witness such an abnormality!

(rethinking)

Well, I guess.

Oh, Ward. Don't you think you ought to go to the Beaver's school tomorrow and see about this?

See about what? The two-headed picture thing?

About Miss Landers being so indiscreet.

(to himself)

I'd like to show that fox something discreet!

What was that?

I said, discreetness is what that teacher ought to be showing.

Oh.

Gee, Dad. can you wait on the school visitation thing until after our class disects Larry's pet dog? About 2 o'clock?

I don't see why not.