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MORNING
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10AM
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NUSERY RHYMES FOR THE DEAF
- Hearing-impaired Kids, 1 hr.
James Marx demonstrates, via sign language, a fast-paced edition of Mary Had a Little Lamb. Marx
then shows the shortcuts that can be used in signing the most difficult tongue-twisters.
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AFTERNOON
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2PM
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MARY TYLER MOORE
- Sitcom, 30 min.
Murray is caught plagiarising news verbiage from another of Minneapolis's lesser watched
TV channels, thus always having WJM be at least one news cycle behind. Mr. Grant catches
him in the act when a South Pacific volcano is reported in the news copy two days after it
had happened.
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EVENING
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10PM
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GUNSMOKE
- Western, 1 hr.
Chester's limp suddenly goes away.
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GUNSMOKE
"Chester, the Un-Gimp"
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INT JAIL HOUSE - DAY
MATT IS DOING PAPERWORK WHEN CHESTER ERRUPTS INTO THE ROOM.
CHESTER
Mr. Dillon! Looka here, no limp!
MATT
(not looking up)
CHESTER
Look at my leg! No limp any more!
MATT
CHESTER
MATT
Just an expression, Chester.
What in tarnation, to use a Doc word, happened to your bum leg?
CHESTER
I don't know! I was just getting out of bed this morning and I happened to
reach above my head for my hat, which I had left on the end of my bed, when I felt
this twitch in my shoulder and the pain sort of shot down both legs and even made my
toenails kind of twitch and then -
MATT
Chester! Enough already. Hey, I'm glad you're fixed now, for whatever reason.
Do you think you feel well enough to ride way out to the Chisolm place to serve
some court papers?
CHESTER
Papers? What's going on there?
MATT
Seems Buddy Chisolm tried to steal the deed to the neighboring ranch - you know,
the Martin place - and sell off small lots one by one to folks way over in Parson
County when their dam broke and flooded so much of the crop land and then those people -
CHESTER
Mr. Dillon! Enough! I'll ride out there.
MATT
(taken aback)
CHESTER
Well, I can ride. My leg, even before the problem mysteriously vanished,
when I was just getting out of bed this morning and I happened to
reach above my head for my hat, which I had left on the end of my bed, when I felt
this twitch in my shoulder and the pain sort of shot down both legs and even made my
toenails kind of twitch and then -
MATT
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