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REAL EARLY
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2AM
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Beat It! Get Outta My Yard!
- Movie, 3 hr.
An old man continuously chases kids out of his front and side yards.
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MORNING
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10AM
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GUNSMOKE
- Drama, 1 hr.
Miss Kitty contemplates becoming a pseudo-nun, as she is willing to give up three out of
seven nights a week to start helping the poor and/or start being nicer, in general,
and/or stop stealing from the Long Branch till so often.
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AFTERNOON
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5PM
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STAR TREK
- Science fiction, 1 hr.
Mr. Sulu decides to challenge all comers to a hot dog eating contest.
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EVENING
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10PM
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B-Movie Critique
- Talk, 2 hr
Junior Peabody and Joe-Bob Lewellyn discuss and analyze "Beat It! Get Outta My Yard!".
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B-MOVIE CRITIQUE
Beat It! Get Outta My Yard!
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PEABODY
When this movie opens, an old man was seen putting away a heavy rake, as if he had
just used it.
LEWELLYN
Yeah. You thought he used it for chasing kids off his lawn, didn't you?
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
But, you learned later that did not happen, didn't you?
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
I thought the same, but I knew that's what the makers of the movie wanted us to think.
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
But, after he hung up his rake, you could hear kids yelling and mocking the old man.
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
The scene quickly changed to seeing his wife in a hospital bed.
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
Non sequitur. You know, it came out of left field and didn't fit in the flow of the story.
PEABODY
What story?! The movie had just begun!
LEWELLYN
No, there was the rake scene.
PEABODY
OK, one scene! Big deal!
Anyway, the movie after that was like a broken record; things just kept repeating.
Like the film editing didn't happen right, and they let it remain that way.
LEWELLYN
Yeah. So, after that started I essentially lost interest and turned it off.
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
I think the movie could have been good, but it wasn't.
PEABODY
You got that right!
So, until next time, when we will discuss another obscure film
I'll say, so long from Junior Peabody ...
LEWELLYN
... And Joe-Bob Lewellyn.
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