FADE IN:
INT. STEVE MCGARRETT'S OFFICE
STEVE MCGARRETT IS LOOKING OUT OF HIS OCEAN-VIEW WINDOW AT THE CALMNESS.
THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
MCGARRETT
DANNO ENTERS THE ROOM.
DANNO
Steve, have you heard about the approaching tsumani? From that earthquake near New Zealand?
MCGARRETT
Of course I have, Danno. The reports I was given says we have about two hours to prepare.
Not a lot of time, is it?
DANNO
No, not a lot. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on which parts of the island
we should try to evacuate first.
MCGARRETT
Certainly the Wiki-Wiki Estates area and the Lua-Kenna Shores ought to be emptied first.
DANNO
Because they are so near sealevel?
MCGARRETT
(not appreciating the condescension)
Yes, Danno. Because they are so near sealevel.
Better add the whole block on the waterfront over near the surfboard place.
DANNO
Which surboard place? There are hundreds of them.
MCGARRETT
The one over near Shelly's Diner.
DANNO
Oh, OK.
So, is there going to be a siren to announce the evacuation?
MCGARRETT
(pointing to his desk)
You see this little button there?
DANNO
(peeping)
MCGARRETT
That's the button I like to call "my goodbye button".
DANNO
Oh, I get it ... because you press it when you are saying goodbye to those poor citizens
who are gonna be wiped out?
MCGARRETT
No, Danno. Because it turns on the city-wide siren alert sounds. And then I
say goodbye from up here in my penthouse office to those unfortunate people who have
no place to go when the tsunami hits.
By the way, how long before the wave gets here now?
DANNO IS LOOKING AT HIS WATCH.
DANNO
MCGARRETT
Well, I guess I ought to press the "goodbye button".
MCGARRETT PRESSES AND HOLDS THE BUTTON, BUT NO SIRENS ARE HEARD.
MCGARRETT
Hey, what the ... ? I don't hear anything!
DANNO
You sure the button works? I mean, has it ever been tested?
MCGARRETT
Tested it myself just the other day. Didn't you hear that short siren scream near 2pm? All
over the city.
DANNO
MCGARRETT HEARS COMOTION OUTSIDE, WAY DOWN ON THE STREET. PEOPLE ARE POINTING OUT TO SEA.
MCGARRETT
(look out to sea)
Hey, here it comes now! Boy it's big!
DANNO COMES OVER TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE TSUNAMI BETTER.
DANNO
Wow! You think 60 feet tall?
MCGARRETT
Too bad the siren button didn't work.
DANNO
Yeah, the extra few seconds would have saved so many people!
MCGARRETT
That was the idea, Danno. That was the idea.
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