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Sunday August 18, 2024


MORNING
8:30 MOSES v. THE BLOB, Part 2 - Religious Horror, 2 hr.
Moses has another encounter with the Blob, but this time it's on his own turf, on the banks of the Nile River. It seems an Egyptian jelly manufacturer in the BC era had its recipe altered and a hideous, human-consuming creature was created. None other than Moses himself is called on to save the people and, if possible, some of the pyramids.
9AM LIFE OR THE CHAIR - Game Show, 30 min.
Seven couples from the studio audience compete against "the man" to decide the fate of real federal inmates. Not for the squeamish or those prone to seasickness.

AFTERNOON
2:30 HAWAII FIVE-0 - Drama, 1 hr.
McGarrett prepares for a predicted tidal wave.

HAWAII FIVE-0

"Hang Ten on This!"

 

FADE IN:

INT. STEVE MCGARRETT'S OFFICE

STEVE MCGARRETT IS LOOKING OUT OF HIS OCEAN-VIEW WINDOW AT THE CALMNESS.

THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

MCGARRETT

Yes? Come in.

DANNO ENTERS THE ROOM.

DANNO

Steve, have you heard about the approaching tsumani? From that earthquake near New Zealand?

MCGARRETT

Of course I have, Danno. The reports I was given says we have about two hours to prepare. Not a lot of time, is it?

DANNO

No, not a lot. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on which parts of the island we should try to evacuate first.

MCGARRETT

Certainly the Wiki-Wiki Estates area and the Lua-Kenna Shores ought to be emptied first.

DANNO

Because they are so near sealevel?

MCGARRETT
(not appreciating the condescension)

Yes, Danno. Because they are so near sealevel.

Better add the whole block on the waterfront over near the surfboard place.

DANNO

Which surboard place? There are hundreds of them.

MCGARRETT

The one over near Shelly's Diner.

DANNO

Oh, OK.

So, is there going to be a siren to announce the evacuation?

MCGARRETT
(pointing to his desk)

You see this little button there?

DANNO
(peeping)

Yeah.

MCGARRETT

That's the button I like to call "my goodbye button".

DANNO

Oh, I get it ... because you press it when you are saying goodbye to those poor citizens who are gonna be wiped out?

MCGARRETT

No, Danno. Because it turns on the city-wide siren alert sounds. And then I say goodbye from up here in my penthouse office to those unfortunate people who have no place to go when the tsunami hits.

By the way, how long before the wave gets here now?

DANNO IS LOOKING AT HIS WATCH.

DANNO

About 30 minutes.

MCGARRETT

Well, I guess I ought to press the "goodbye button".

MCGARRETT PRESSES AND HOLDS THE BUTTON, BUT NO SIRENS ARE HEARD.

MCGARRETT

Hey, what the ... ? I don't hear anything!

DANNO

You sure the button works? I mean, has it ever been tested?

MCGARRETT

Tested it myself just the other day. Didn't you hear that short siren scream near 2pm? All over the city.

DANNO

No.

MCGARRETT HEARS COMOTION OUTSIDE, WAY DOWN ON THE STREET. PEOPLE ARE POINTING OUT TO SEA.

MCGARRETT
(look out to sea)

Hey, here it comes now! Boy it's big!

DANNO COMES OVER TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE TSUNAMI BETTER.

DANNO

Wow! You think 60 feet tall?

MCGARRETT

Too bad the siren button didn't work.

DANNO

Yeah, the extra few seconds would have saved so many people!

MCGARRETT

That was the idea, Danno. That was the idea.

 

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