CAPTAIN KIRK IS ON THE BRIDGE OF THE ENTERPRISE WHEN THE "BIG BANG" IS DETECTED.

Mr. Spock. What the devil is that ship coming into range of our sensors?

Captain, I believe it is the Big Bang.

(chuckling)

Oh, right! Like we need that right now!

No, really. What is it?

Captain, I can now confirm the ship on the screen is the Big Bang.

Big Bang?? ... What are you talking about?

The Big Bang is the Klingon ship that was supposed to be, as they stated, the "mother of all destructive spaceships".

(smiling)

Did you just make that all up?

Excuse me, Captain?

What did you do?

What?

You said, "Excuse me", so I asked you what are you asking to be excused for doing?

No. Oh, I see. I was asking if you were serious when you asked me if I made up what I said about the Big Bang. But, you thought I had done something I would be asking you to forgive me for doing.

What? What are you talking about, Mr. Spock?

JUST THEN, THE BIG BANG FIRES A PHOTON TORPEDO AT THE ENTERPRISE.

Captain, a photon torpedo is heading right for us!

I can see that, Mr. Sulu.

(back to Spock)

So, did you say the "mother of all - "

JUST THEN, THE BIG BANG'S PHOTON TORPEDO ROCKS THE ENTERPRISE.

Captain, we have been hit by a photon torpedo from the Big Bang. What do you want us to do?

Yes, Mr. Spock. I felt it.

(to all)

This is the Captain. Man battle stations.

Pardon me, Captain.

Yes, Mr. Spock. What did you do?

I said, "Pardon me".

And I said, "What did you do?".

Oh, I see. Another misinterpretation.

What about the torpedo?

Ahhh! The torpedo.

(to all)

Damage control, is the Enterprise OK?

SPOCK JUST STARES, MOTIONLESS, AT THE CAPTAIN.

Yes, Mr. Spock? What?