OK, it's Moses. Again! The ten-commandment carving guru's adventures are being wrung out to their last dime. I thought this movie was so ridiculous, it was funny.

Man, I agree. It was great! You got Moses and his stone tablets - again - and the great inventor, paintor and sculptor, Leonardo da Vinci, lined up against each other in a stone sculpting race. The stone chips fly and, although the soundtrack is of a horrible quality, I believe they allowed the expletives to also remain in the film. Moving.

Moving? How about hillarious? To hear da Vinci throwing Italian cursing at Moses, who, although he has been somehow transported into the Renaissance, understands nothing but Egyptian and Hebrew, is quite bizarre.

But, if it weren't for the subtitles when da Vinci spoke, or cursed, the whole film would have been mighty weak.

Mighty weak.

And, when the gong sounded to end the carving race, it actually looked like old Moses had held his own - almost. He chose to try to carve the phrase, "If you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas", but omitted a key word and ended with, "If you lie down with dogs, you wake up fleas". Made sense, but a gross error. Not sure the real Moses would have been that careless.

And da Vinci smartly chose a very short also dog-centered phrase and then decided to try to garner extra points by adding new ending words: "A barking dog never bites. Well, almost never. I mean, not usually."

Yeah, Leonardo should have stopped while he was ahead.

When they awarded Moses the prize for finishing first, da Vinci was super irritated and it looked like he just walked out, leaving the movie without any kind of closure.

Yeah, it ruined the whole thing. At that point, you had to ask yourself, "What?".

I still say the Italian cursing was the highlight.

There's always next time, right?

And, speaking of next time, we will see and discuss a real quirky movie: "Let's Go!".

I can hardly wait.

I second that.

Are we still on?