Now, mother, please be kind to the medical personnel. They are just here to help fix your hip.

Would that be the same hip that I broke when I fell on your husband's greasy creeper he left in the driveway?

Yes, that one.

OK, Endora, that's enough. You know that creeper rolled downhill a little when I was in the house on the throne.

Darren! Shutup! Can't you see mother is in pain, unable to witch it away all because of your neglegence?

Samantha, go ask the doctor how long before I get my witchcraft back.

SAMANTHA GOES TO FIND THE DR.

Endora, you know as well as I do that you were not paying attention when you stepped on my creeper. Your neglegence is why you are here! If I could I would fix it so all of your paperwork from this visit gets so confusing you lose track of what you owe and end up in jail!

SAMANTHA GETS BACK.

Mother, I found the Dr and asked him about realigning your witchcraft and all but he just laughed at me.

Samantha, since I am your mother, your witchcraft won't transfer to me. So I guess we're stuck.

SAM WIGGLES HER NOSE JUST TO SEE IF IT CAN DO ANY GOOD. JUST THEN, OUT OF A CLOUD OF SMOKE, A HOSPITAL ACCOUNTANT APPEARS.

(with a broad smile)

Will you look at this! I b'lieve they've come early for the money you'll owe them, Endora.

(to the accountant)

Ah, sir, you are here to collect money, right?

That's right. Now, who among you is footing the bill for this woman's services?

SAM RAISES HER ARMS IN A PRELUDE TO THE SPELL SHE WILL CAST. SHE THEN TWIRLS AROUND AND SHOUTS OUT LOUD.

Wiska taska gaska dry, make this here bill collector fly!

THE ACCOUNTANT MYSTERIOUSLY SLIDES OVER NEAR AN OPEN WINDOW.

Oh, too bad, dear. The window seems to be locked shut.

AN ORDERLY WALKS UP WITH A CART.

Who ordered the double cheeseburger with extra pickles?

Oh, that was me.

How about the sardines?

(whiffing the fish aroma)

Pu!

SAM RAISES HER ARMS IN ANOTHER PRELUDE TO THE SPELL SHE WILL CAST. SHE AGAIN TWIRLS AROUND AND SHOUTS OUT LOUD.

Liska laska whiska tvell, make these fishies have no smell!

(inhaling a few snifs)

Seems like that didn't work, lady. These yours, then?