OK everyone, Moses versus Rodan. A, well, religious science fiction 3-hour grind that I, personally, hated.

Hated? ... Hated? Man, it was great! You got Moses and his minions, each with their own ten commandments-style stone tablets being used as weapons, a flying dinosaur - I guess - and the whole biblical-Japanese terrorism dichotomy going on. Now, I did think that the stone tablet weapons being included via cartoons was just a wee bit lame.

But, Hank, didn't you see the weak old-style rubber monster movements again and again? Why no CGI? It's a modern movie, for crying out loud!

That's what makes it cool, Peabody. It's so much a zero and far out movie it is back in!

Well, if you say so. I did enjoy when Moses and his people hijacked the Noah's ark type boat and tried to lure Rodan into the huge whirlpool. Now, that worked!

Wait. I must have missed that part. There was a Noah's ark boat in the movie?

Yeah, but not for long. Moses, never the sailor, got it stuck on the Red Sea rocks and it sunk.

I must have had to hit the head when that part was on.

I guess. Anyway, the ark's importance was lost on me.

Maybe someone from the Theater Dept at the University could clue us in.

Anyway, with or without the ark, when Rodan began to spit that tarry substance onto Moses's clean tunic, I thought he was going to flip out!

What do you mean?

I mean, Moses wears white! Period! You know it, I know it and, most of all, Moses knows it! The last thing he would want would be having his white outter frock get messed up.

Oh, you mean like in the Josey Wales movie when that snake-oil seller got spit on by Wales?

Yeah. Now that was some dense spit. That Josey Wales could render some nasty tobacco spit, or beef jerky spit, or whatever.

I second that.

But, getting back to this flick, aside from the rather shallow symbolism of religion and terrorism, as I said earlier, this film stunk.

Well, I guess it wasn't the best, but I think the cartooning was believable and the guy who played Moses's right-hand man, Ethad, I think it was, stuck out beyond even Moses as someone who not only acted as if he intensely feared Rodan but, strangely, idolized him.

Well, we will just agree to disagree.

You know what? On second thought, maybe I didn't like the movie too much either.

Well, then, I guess we will just agree to agree. Or something like that.

I agree. I mean, I agree with what you just said.

Until next time, when we will discuss the new western film, "The Outlaw Bobby Fornash", I'll say, so long from Junior Peabody ...

... And Hank.

Are we still on?