First off, Joe-Bob, how is Moses, an ancient figure from the Bible, thrown together with a 19th century fictitious characher? So, right off the bat, this is an extreme chronological train wreck! Some might even say a pure anachronism! That I hated, by the way.

Hated? Again? Man, just like the Rodan movie had an old Testament guy mixing it up with a creature from pre-history, this out-of-time battle is thought-provoking, right?

Thought-provoking? What thoughts did you have, especially when one of the characters is asleep more than half the time?

I mean, Moses, the ten commandments -

And, hey, the ten commandment metaphor is so tired!

Moses, the ten commandments, the sleeping Van Winkle, missing the whole American Revolution and all ... I mean, what more symbolism could you want?!

Symbolism? Tell me how.

The ten commandments, -

Again with those things?

The ten commandments - the laws from God, versus the American Revolution, where the laws of one group of people were being imposed on another group. I was spellbound!

Whaaaat?

Yeah. Anyway, I can't sing the praises of this film enough.

Are we even talking about the same movie?

I thought we were. Moses versus Rip Van Winkle?

Oh, wait a second ... Now I see. It says here on my paper that this film should not be discussed. Seems it is too lame even for that.

What paper? Come on!

No, seriously. Maybe we should stop before we get into trouble.

Are you kidding?

No.

Well, I am confused, but ... OK.

Until next time, when we will discuss the new western film, "The Outlaw Bobby Fornash", I'll say, so long from Junior Peabody ...

... And Joe-Bob Lewellyn - wait! I thought that Fornash film was the one we already mentioned on another show.

It was. We didn't talk about it yet because we erroneously discussed this horrid Moses film.

(beat)

Are we still on?