CRF

AFTERNOON

4PM

IRVING COHEN'S KOSHER RODEO - Rodeo, 2 hr.
Controversial all-swine roping episode.

EVENING

8PM

BATTLE OF THE BANDS - Fat sound contest, 1 hr.
The defending champion, The Count Basie Orchestra, versus the Kingston Trio.

BATTLE OF THE BANDS

Basie v. Whoever

DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK, THERE ARE WORDS BETWEEN THE BASIE PLAYERS AND THE KINGSTON TRIO.

TRIO

Do you guys think this is fair, really? I mean, come on, we can't make half the sound you guys can!

BASIE

Hey, man, get yourself a couple dozen horns and come back later.

THE BASIE BAND MEMBERS CHUCKLE.

TRIO

Would any of you fellows be interested in joining us? We have many good bookings. Pretty decent bread too.

THE BASIE BAND LAUGHS.

BASIE

"Bread"!?

THE BASIE BAND CHUCKLES AT THE TRIO'S ATTEMPT AT HIP VERNACULAR.

THE COMMERCIAL ENDS AND THE BLOW-OUT RESUMES.