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Wednesday December 6, 2023


MORNING
6AM CAPTAIN KANGAROOSKI - Children, 1 hr.
Russian knock-off features Ivan Keeshanovich and Comrade Bunny with special visits from Dancing Bear and Mr. Greenjeenovich.

CAPTAIN KANGAROOSKI

"The Cure-All"

 

KANGAROOSKI USES A SHOE TO BANG ON THE DESK ABOVE BUNNY'S HOLE.

CAPTAIN

Mr. Bunny, are you up?

COMRADE BUNNY POPS OUT OF HIS HOLE, APPEARING HUNG OVER.

CAPTAIN

Oh, little Bunny. Did you have a late night last night?

(laughs)

COMRADE BUNNY HOLDS HIS HEAD AND PRETENDS TO BE DRINKING.

CAPTAIN

Oh, I see. You hit the Vodka a little to hard, did you?

BUNNY SHAKES HIS HEAD "YES".

CAPTAIN

Well, fortunately for you I have a good cure for a hangover.

(Kangarooski looks directly into the camera.)

And, boys and girls, this is something you can use yourselves when the usual remedies fall short. You take a couple of baskets of potatoes. Boil them down, adding about a liter of diesel fuel about halfway through the process. After the potatoes have turned to an oily mush, pour in three gallons of herring meal, light it and jump back. After the mixture has burned for approximately 20 minutes, stamp the fire out and begin taking about a half-liter of it each day until either it is gone or you are cured.

COMRADE BUNNY IS PRETENDING TO BE PUKING AT THE THOUGHT OF ACTUALLY EATING SUCH A MESS.

CAPTAIN

So, Mr. Bunny, you would rather be hung over?

BUNNY NODS "YES".

CAPTAIN

In that case, here here's some more vodka for you for later on today.

(The Capatin looks directly in the camera)

Young people watching me today, please be careful when you are playing near the street when you have been drinking.

This is the old Captain saying until next time be safe and may the food lines be kind to you.

(Captain turns to the bunny.)

Say goodbye, Comrade Bunny!

 

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