Son, even if you had a Cadillac, there isn't a place to park such a barge around here.

Yeah, Dad, but I've got that figured out. See, I use the car during the day and lease it out to a cabbie during the night. That way, it is never parked.

Cliff, I think he's got you this time.

CLIFF SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DOUBT.

Dad, come on, what do you say?

I say you're a durn fool, boy. You and your mother!

CLAIRE GETS A DISGUSTED, INSULTED EXPRESSION GOING.

Does that mean I can't get the '71 Eldo?

It does!

(turning to his wife)

And, as for you, Claire, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson here.

Lesson? What lesson?

The lesson that not every spoiled kid gets a Caddy for no good reason at all.

That's not a very memorable lesson.

They can't all be winners.