CRF


	MORNING

6AM	CAPTAIN KANGAROOSKI - Children, 1 hr. Ivan Keeshanovich and his sidekick Igor construct a bomb shelter. Comrade Rabbit seeks more carrots and is willing to barter to get some.

	AFTERNOON

NOON	THE REAL McCOYS - Comedy, 30 min. Pepino has unionized the McCoy hired help and confronts Amos with their latest contract offer which has included the notion of a one-to-one work-day/day-off "take it or leave it" deal.

3PM	THE THREE STOOGES - Comedy, 15 min. The boys are rodeo actors. Larry is tossed from a steer and lands in a deep well. Moe taunts a bull to the extent it lunges at him, goring him through the abdomen.

	EVENING

8:30	FATHER KNOWS BEST - Sitcom, 30 min. Bud and Betty convince Cathy to go in with them on a guard dog to protect their 4-H tomato patch from their mother's inclination, while sleepwalking, to steal vegetables.

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