CRF


	MORNING

5AM	"KUNG FU B.S. ARTIST" - Movie, 4 hr. 1980. David Carradine, David Letterman, David Janssen, David Hasselhoff, Gregory Peck and Pecker, the super crow. Continuing saga of hippy-ish Chinese-American who is searching for his long lost brother while having to support himself by selling aluminum siding.

	AFTERNOON

1:30	THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES - Comedy, 30 min. Grannie beats the tar out of Ellie May for borrowing her knee-highs without asking permission.

4PM	HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN - Drama, 1 hr. On a wager from a fellow angel, Jonathan attempts to drive Mark's car faster than the speed of sound. Before he reaches 85 mph, however, the car throws a rod and Jonathan is forced to make good on the bet.

	EVENING

9:30	*MASH - Comedy, 30 min.** B.J. continues in his practical joking frame of mind. Col. Potter ends up on the short end of a good one when he unwittingly eats, on the day of the annual camp inspection, a couple of pounds of industrial-strength laxative hidden in his eggs.

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