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Friday December 15, 2023


AFTERNOON
1PM "MOVIE FOR A QUARTER" - Movie, 15 min.
Bare essential scenes from a popular movie condensed into 15 minutes. This edition: "Gone With the Wind".

GONE WITH THE WIND

"Short Version"

 

FADE IN: TARA PLANTATION

SCARLET

Come on, boys! Who want's me?

ASHLEY

Scarlet, you whore. Stay home and help your father. We're going to war!

RHETT

Want to be my woman? I'm a ex-soldier of fortune who now profits from the gun trade on both sides. How 'bout it, toots?

SCARLET

'Scuse me while I go take a nap with the other middle aged girls.

LATER, UPSTAIRS.

PRISSY

You better goes to sleep Miss Scarlett sose you don't see nuthin'.

A LOT OF FIGHTING GOES ON.

LATER, ATLANTA IS BURNING TO THE GROUND.

SCARLET

Oh, no! Ashley will be fried, sure. I better see if I can find him.

SCARLETT FINALLY FINDS ASHLEY RUNNING SOME TWO-BIT STORE SELLING KINDLING. MELANIE IS THERE TOO.

MELANIE

You better keep away from my husband, you hussy! Besides, I'll be deader than a nit soon. Then you can take over.

SCARLET

I can't even wait that long, sister.

LATER AT TARA.

RHETT

Well, you blew it Scarlett. I guess you're finished.

SCARLET

Scram, while I round up my slaves.

 

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