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MORNING
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7AM
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POST OFFICE HOUR
- Post Office Odds/ends, 1 hr.
Postal workers demonstrate the fine art of having a queue of at least
20 people while feeling not at all compelled to open another window.
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9AM
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CHEERS
- Comedy, 30 min.
Sam and Diane get in a pitched battle over Diane's choice of patron greeting
statements. Sam favors "Hello", while Diane leans to a slightly more lengthy
and ambiguous, "Hello, there."
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AFTERNOON
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2PM
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TELEPATHY TODAY
- Science, 1 hr.
Dr. Martin Bowman discusses the current methods of transferring
thoughts from humans to various species of birds.
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EVENING
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8PM
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SPINOFF : FORREST GUMP
- New show, 1 hr.
Gump and Lt. Dan look over the damage done by amphibious termites to their dry-docked
shrimp boats.
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FORREST GUMP
"Bugged"
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LT. DAN RUNS HIS HAND OVER SOME AREAS ON THE JENNY BELLE WHICH HAS BEEN NEARLY EATEN UP WITH TERMITES.
LT. DAN
This is not good, Gump. We can ill-afford this now. We're cash
short, you know. Got it all tied up in the market.
GUMP
Lt. Dan, is "cash short" anything like a box of chocolates?
LT. DAN
I don't think so, Gump. I'm sure I'll regret this, but, why do you
ask?
GUMP
Oh, I was just thinking. And, for no particular reason, a box of
chocolates just came to my brain.
LT. DAN
(Lt. Dan just stares at Gump)
Gump, I really wasn't sure anything went through that space
between your ears.
GUMP
You know, Lt. Dan, my brain is like a box of chocolates.
LT. DAN
(Lt. Dan grabs his face with both hands, pulling downward)
Why do you do it? Why do you ask some variation of that question
every time?!
GUMP
Oh, no particular reason. Quizzical is as quizzical does.
LT. DAN
(Lt. Dan stops and turns to face Gump)
That might be poignant, but I don't think so.
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The material published herein is intended to be
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The resemblance between any fictitious and real person,
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