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Monday December 25, 2023


EARLY
4AM FORREST GUMP - Drama, 30 min.
Gump must decide to what degree to insure his fleet against yet another amphibious termite plague.

FORREST GUMP

"Insure This!"

 

GUMP AND LT. DAN SIT ON THEIR DOCK STARING AT JENNY #19.

GUMP

Lt. Dan, what is insurance ?

LT. DAN

Gump, you know how to play ping pong like a mogator. You're rich as sin. And you've got a foxy woman - sometimes. I mean when she's not off on a sterno binge. How is it that you don't know about insurance?!

LT. DAN STARES WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN AT GUMP.

GUMP

Lt. Dan, you think I'm a dummy, don't you?

LT. DAN

Well, if the shoe fits ...

GUMP

Shoes?

LT. DAN

Never mind. Insurance is, well, it's something that, well, let's just say that if the bugs eat your boat up, you make a trip to the bank. Get it?

GUMP

No.

LT. DAN

Gump, let's just say that you need to pay some money to have some assurance that your boats can keep the shrimp coming, therefore keeping your bank account growing.

GUMP

Assurance? I thought we were talking about insurance! Lt. Dan, I'm confused.

LT. DAN CAN TAKE NO MORE.

LT. DAN

Gump, what say we go get some grub?

 

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