GILLIGAN IS RUNNING AND SHOUTING AND FLAILING HIS ARMS WILDLY AS HE ENTERS THE CASTAWAY'S CAMPSITE.

Professor! Professor! They've got him! They've got him! HELP! Professor!

THE PROFESSOR RUNS OUT OF HIS HUT, INTERRUPTED FROM HIS MIDMORNING MEDITATION.

Gilligan! What is it? What's wrong?

They've got him! The Skipper. They've taken him!

Who? Who took him?

The natives!

Natives? You mean those evil people from the other island?

I guess. They all look the same to me.

Well Gilligan, you know we have to be careful here. You know the Itongas are just fun-loving pranksters but the Bawongas are cannibals. Now, which group was it?

Well, they all were wearing these long things on their heads.

Like a headdress?

Huh?

I said, like a headdress? Were they wearing headdresses?

I don't know. I could only see them a little. I was hiding in the bushes.

If they wearing headdresses they are the cannibals. We don't really want to mess with them. I mean the Skipper was a great guy and all but I mean these guys are cannibals! Cannibals! They eat other folks! Gilligan, do you understand?

You mean we're not going to go help the Skipper?

You got it, Little Buddy. Can I call you 'Little Buddy' from now on? You know, kind of in remembrance of the Skipper? Or is it improper of me to not mourn a while longer?

You can call me 'Little Buddy' only if I can call you Russell Johnson.

Gilligan! The name is the Professor! Please! Let's try to stick to the script.

THE DIRECTOR COMES OVER TO THE ACTORS.

Boys, boys, boys. Why are we doing this again? Do we want to waste another morning with this crap?

It was Denver! He thinks he's too good to do the script the way it was written!

Shut up, Johnson.

Boys, boys, boys. Listen to me. Now, Russell? You want to get paid, right?

JOHNSON NODS 'YES'.

And Denver? You want to get paid too, right?

DENVER NODS 'YES' ALSO.

Now let's take it one more time.

THE DIRECTOR WALKS BACK BEHIND THE CAMERAS.

Action!

Gilligan! Little Buddy. Please try to remember what the natives looked like.

Johnson, you're OUT! Pack up. Send in the Professor's double.

A MAN BEARING A STRONG RESEMBLANCE TO WALLY COX ENTERS THE SCENE FROM THE RIGHT.

Denver, Simpkins. Simpkins, Denver. Now that the rapport has been established, rolem!